You may have had the luxury of an experience of air travel at one time in your life.
You may have been able to comfortably float over several states of the Union, without confronting the opportunities and challenges presented by these so-called “flyover states.”
Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas, Missouri, Indiana, Ohio, Wisconsin, and Illinois are littered with culture, all ripe for enjoyment.
Many Midwestern states have exceptional levels of wind. You might be surprised to realize that these treeless states export tons of wind to neighboring states.
Iowa is also a worldwide leader in the production of corn syrup, so be sure to sample some fresh high fructose corn syrup (HFCS) as you are blown across this state, that is known by descriminating travelers as “The Rectangle State.”
Be sure to take a hard look at the corn fields around you in Iowa. This is where Doritos begin.
Some refer to Iowa as the “Birthplace of Obesity” because the subsidized corn - and corn syrup - produced here powers millions of cases of diabetes worldwide.
FUN FACT: Corn dogs from the Iowa State Fair provide 90% of the nation’s pictures that are photoshopped to make politicians look like they are giving blowjobs.
Iowa: cities of corn… and cornfed fun.